Sheffield Wednesday Banter Archive January 24 2013

24 Jan 2013 21:17:03
Has Rodri gone

On his way back to Spain soon.

25 Jan 2013 14:05:05
Heard we are getting our new kit from Primani for next season because we are skint, we spent all our budget on Bothroyd

Other cost cutting measures include deposits on cups for half time bovril so they can be reused and no one has to clean up

Meat Pies will contain "sustainable meat products" could be dog or cat meat from China

The players will be getting their mam's to wash their kit and look after them after games and shower them at home so we can cut down on hot water

Also can you bring your own toilet rolls as paper is very expensive

Buckets will be placed at strategic points around the ground emblazoned with "Dave Jones Donkey Sanctuary" so please give genourously because this will be his only financial support for new players

Third highest average attendances in the Championship and we are skint Un bloody beleivable

With fans like you, who needs united.

Im assuming the above message is from a blunt lol

Agent wilson so far is doin his job ;) xx

Don't be daft for half time were having Tesco value burger's at half time!

The Tescos near Brammal Lane is the only nationwide store that did not have horse meat in their burgers.
However, they did contain 90 donkey meat.

24 Jan 2013 16:02:27
I'm sure many will remember the switch of Paul Warhurst from defender to become a " deadly striker ".
Could Reda Johnson do the same -- he who dares !

I said the same to the mates when Reda came back from injury a few weeks ago. We got chattin about Warhurst, he was a revelation!
He could have gone on to be a top striker but for his injuries, in fact I'm sure he got an England call.
Reckon Reda could do a similar job, he's got the pace, knack of being in right place, not scared put his head in and an eye for goal.
Worth a try if we still struggling after window shuts?

Warhurst had a better touch and an amazing burst of pace.
Reda could score some goals but probably not more than he does now anyway and we need him where he is.

Lol, good call.

I'm not one to bring anyone's suggestions down. But, come on!

This is wot happened to kengwin jones or how ever you spell it he was a defender

When we got to both cup finals in same season Warhurst was the in form striker in the country the tactically inept Trevor Francis was the manager who switched him back to CH for finals lost his form after that and fell out with club over it he was never the same player after that, so switching positions is good if managed properly but can also change a player.

Kenwing Jones played out wide mate.

I know what you mean, I often make the mrs switch positions but then she just gets lazy and we fall out.

Ha ha ha to true bud.

All great points, but lest we forget that Reda can't kick a ball haha

Well done Reading.